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Your reactions when you’re scrolling through Facebook
For those bitches that make ducky lips:
Those big-balled people that openly bash stupid people
That ho flirting with your crush
Your 12 year old cousin saying she’s “So drunk”
Reading that bitch’s status and knowing she’s bashing you
And seeing that your crush has gone “from single to in a relationship”
So then you retreat to Tumblr…and
If a Tomato is a fruit, then isn’t Tomato Sauce technically a smoothie?











